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Швейк | 2007-12-21 22:05:31 Швейк 392060 [ + 5169 − ] [:||||:] [обсудить] approved by Creator, 2007-09-16 22:44 <Lavos> Шеф мой ушел на охоту с другом. <Lavos> Приходят вместе к другу домой после охоты. <Lavos> Папа дочке лет 8-9 протягивает две конфетки "Белочка" и говорит: <Lavos> - Вот тебе, Настенька, белочка из леса конфетки с орешками передала. <Lavos> Тут шеф, немного под шафэ, кладет руку в рюкзак и за хвост вытаскивает <Lavos> тушку. <Lavos> - А вот и сама белочка! <fataL_ErRoR_aka_Alukard> жестоко |
| 2007-12-22 09:07:46 Швейк [Intro:] 'Cause sometimes you feel tired, Feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength And just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up And not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse. [B/W Intro:] Yo left, yo left, yo left right left Yo left, yo left, yo left right left Yo left, yo left, yo left right left Yo left, yo left, yo left right left [Verse #1:] Till I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as you feel em Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing them Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them And I am not hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem. Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop. Amoxacilin is just not real enough. The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners. Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us. You hear it a lot, lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzing up. For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you bizzles forgot slizzle does not give a fuck. [Chorus - NateDogg] Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth. Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps I'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse. Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth. Till the smoke clears out and my high burn out I'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse. [Verse #2:] Music is like magic there’s a certain feeling you get when your real And you spit and people are feeling your shit. This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it Cause you may never get it again. So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you can And when your run is over just admit when it's at it's end. Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in. I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in. It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me. But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list the shit does not offend me. That's why you see me walk around like nothing's bothering me. Even though half you people got a fucking problem with me. You hate it but you know respect you’ve got to give me The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me. [Chorus - NateDogg] [Verse #3:] Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heart What is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart. And it's absurd how people hang on every word. I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first. Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse. That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verse My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addict I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers. But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers. So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at them The track is on some battling raps who want some static Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest. [Chorus - NateDogg] [Outro:] [Eminem & Natedogg Echo:] Until the roof The roof comes off Until my legs Give out from underneath me [Eminem:] I will not fall, I will stand tall, Feels like no one could beat me. |
| 2007-12-22 09:15:02 Швейк take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve Crawl up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah shit I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch And stomped the foster kids These Shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed, I meant coke, dumbass, sit down We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bomb to gas your town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch before she passes out [Kon Artist & Kuniva] Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Von You see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid 'cos the X is gone Yeah I took 'em all down with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone It's probably numb Young, dumb, and fulla cum And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue You scary ass it was false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? So stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new shit I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills, (that's ill) Mescaline I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Eminem] Dirty Dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something, i dunno [Proof] Pop pills Pills I pop Pop two pills On stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk I wanna, roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for coke to smoke No oki dok I pack up my nose with coke *cough cough cough* Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by whore lady Now I gotta straight born infant (You're crazy!) [Swifty] I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine You got any shrooms? Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs 'Cos our arms show tracks Why the hell you niggas think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack Then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you And I don't give a damn if they're white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the valium Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just got some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Bizarre] I'm at a rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guy Heroine mescaline Pencil legs wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (yeah right) Bitch I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nut! I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Eminem] Dirty Dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something I dunno Fuck it |
| 2007-12-22 10:47:31 Швейк Conversion, software version 7.0 Looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub Eating seeds as a pastime activity The toxicity of our city, of our city Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder Now somewhere between the sacred silence Sacred silence and sleep Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep Disorder, disorder, disorder More wood for the fires, loud neighbours Flishlight riveries caught in the headlights of a truck Eating seeds as a pastime activity The toxicity of our city, our city Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder Now somewhere between the sacred silence Sacred silence and sleep Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep Disorder, disorder, disorder Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder Now somewhere between the sacred silence Sacred silence and sleep Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep Disorder, disorder, disorder When I became the sun I shone life into the man's hearts When I became the sun I shone life into the man's hearts (LIVE AT BIG DAY OUT 2002 VERSION ONLY) 10000 years ago in mesapatania A new type of thinking was devloped One that involved toneality and agriculter And now Good bye blue skies Good bye blue skies Blue skies goodbye We are falling alseep as animals on this planet We are here to nerture our planet We are here to help gaurd this place Not to f***** distroy it I am sick and tierd of globalism I am sick and tierd Flashisem I am sick and tierd of this type of people |
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| 2007-12-31 11:40:24 Швейк Я мав сімнаціть років, Я вчитися не хтів. Я втік від мами з татом, Я болт на все забив. В Тернополі торчав - Катав у ширку дімідрол Я ненавидів поп, Я слухав тіко рок-н-рол. Приспів: Камон Вася Старайся не трусити попіл Добий бродяга п'ятку І поїдем в файне місто Тернопіль | (2) Я там зустрів чувіху, Їй шіснацяти не було. Зовсім малолєтка, Але в ліжку як акула. Я з нею все забув, Забув про ширку й дімідрол, Але вона любила диско, А не рок-н-рол Приспів. Вона крутила Боніем - І я від того звар'ював. Нагнав її із хати - Ше й під сраку надавав. І хоч я понімав, Шо то в свої ворота гол, Але баби на час - Форева онлі рок-н-рол Приспів. Lighty_reborn привет |
| 2008-01-01 00:37:23 Швейк День новорічний засипав білий сніг Я йду до тебе по вулицях дзвінких Сьогодні разом ми, А з нами свято слів і свято зими Яскраві мрії і блиск казкових завіс Нам рік минулий в долоні щедрі приніс Він добрим був до нас, І хай чудовим буде рік новий Приспів: Цей новий рік, новий рік, новий рік, новий новий рік Білим снігом знов землю замело Місто біле ніби завжди таким було Світла радість з неба на землю летить "З Новим роком" скажу тобі я вже за мить Старий годинник вже б’є дванадцять нуль-нуль Летять вітання з усіх планетних півкуль До столу гості йдуть І подарунки новорічні несуть Приспів: (2) Цей новий рік, новий рік, новий рік, новий новий рік Білим снігом знов землю замело Місто біле ніби завжди таким було Світла радість з неба на землю летить "З Новим роком" скажу тобі я вже за мить Білим снігом знов землю замело Місто біле ніби завжди таким було Світла радість з неба на землю летить "З Новим роком" скажу тобі я вже за мить Цей новий рік, новий рік, новий рік, новий новий рік... |
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| 2008-01-05 21:08:25 Швейк [21:05] Вы с неопределенной тоской наблюдаете за суматохой в рядах возвращающихся оруженосцев. Ни дня без приключений – разве об этом Вы мечтали, когда устраивались на работу в тихих уединенных штольнях? Тем временем, толпа расступается и выталкивает к Вам огородное пугало в соломенной шляпе и с вилами в руках. Похоже, что Ваш отряд пополнился ещё одним сирым и убогим – Крестьянином по имени Суматоха! |
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| 2008-01-16 12:51:52 Швейк [12:51] [2008-01-16 12:30:01] Доброго времени суток, Швейк! Администрация Лиги Героев поздравляет Вас с днём рождения в реальном мире и дарит Вам скромный подарок, а также праздничный эффект! C днём рождения, Швейк!!! С уважением, Администрация Лиги Героев |
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