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Silver_Phoenix 
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| 2007-11-19 20:14:17 Silver_Phoenix Shoker кортес Приветствую :) Что привело? :))))))))))) |
2007-11-20 10:06:12 ![гильдия Столичные Шахтеры (Мастер)[2857]](../images/clans/miners_capital_small.gif){kind=small} Мелодия новая страничга |
2007-11-20 13:33:13 ![гильдия Собиратели (Мастер)[11500]](../images/clans/druids_small.gif){kind=small} ![гильдия Алхимики (Гранд Элита)[343201]](../images/clans/alchemists_small.gif){kind=small} Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Та куда я денусь) Повешу себе корзину на пузо и буду с книжных полок классику сгребать) |
| 2007-11-20 18:13:32 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock ага :) Самое то :) |
| 2007-11-20 18:15:41 Silver_Phoenix Мелодия неа =Ъ |
| 2007-11-20 18:19:57 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Или сразу грузовичок подгоню... |
| 2007-11-20 18:21:03 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock Лучше сразу ракету :) И доверху набить :) |
| 2007-11-20 18:22:06 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix О.о И куда её потом? |
| 2007-11-20 18:25:49 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock Потом? эммм...на Луну, вот! |
| 2007-11-20 18:27:20 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Блеск, то есть я с книжками в пролёте?)) |
| 2007-11-20 18:29:14 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock почему? мона и на Луне читать! )) |
| 2007-11-20 18:29:45 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Бэз кислороду? Да и кто мну пустит(( |
| 2007-11-20 18:30:33 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock в скафандре, вот :) |
| 2007-11-20 18:31:19 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Скафандре, говоришь... Хм-хм... Надо будет подумать) Одной скучно( |
| 2007-11-20 18:31:59 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock давай я с тобой полечу? )) |
| 2007-11-20 18:32:30 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Та чего ты со мной( Со мной нельзя) Заразишься плохостью) |
| 2007-11-20 18:32:48 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock еще кто от кого =Ъ |
| 2007-11-20 18:34:50 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Ой да прям)) Ты-то прелесть у нас ходячая) |
| 2007-11-20 18:37:20 Silver_Phoenix [wind] [clop clop clop] King Arthur: Whoa there! [clop clop clop] Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there? Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Soldier #1: Pull the other one! Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse? Arthur: Yes! Soldier #1: You're using coconuts! Arthur: What? Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? Arthur: We found them. Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Arthur: What do you mean? Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Arthur: Please! Soldier #1: Am I right? Arthur: I'm not interested! Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Soldier #2: Oh, yeah... Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... [clop clop clop] Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Soldier #2: Well, why not? 
Первый взрыв хохота сотрясает диван :) |
| 2007-11-20 18:37:55 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock ой да ладно...  |
| 2007-11-20 18:38:44 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Честное пионерское) Щаз почитаем) |
| 2007-11-20 18:42:56 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock это того стоит :) Я почти весь фильм наизусть знаю :) - What is the punishment for lighting the grail-shaped beacon? You must tie her to the bed and spank her! - 0.o - And then...you must spank us! - Yes, yes, give us all a good spanking! - And then...oral sex! - Hm...I guess I could stay a little longer then! здесь мы чуть с дивана не упали :)))))))))))))))) |
| 2007-11-20 18:48:43 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Дочитала) Честно скажу, что-то отдельное не въехала, но общее дошло))
P.S. Помнишь...м... я рассказывала, меня в Астрале траванули? Сейчас выложу. |
| 2007-11-20 18:49:30 Silver_Phoenix Jabberwock давай 0.о а у мну счас звонок)) Там все приколы в идиотизме ситуаций :)))))))))) |
| 2007-11-20 18:50:49 Jabberwock Silver_Phoenix Заразо ты) |